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[eulogist] Friends are like stars,
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even when you can't see them,
you know they're still there.
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-And Mike's star will continue…
-[sniffles]
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…to shine for all of us.
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-[dog whimpers]
-Goodbye, Mike.
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[♪ "Livin' Thing" playing]
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♪ Sailin' away on the crest of a wave
It's like magic ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ Oh, rollin' and ridin'
And slippin' and slidin' ♪
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-Do you think we're meant to go up?
-Don't know.
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♪ And you and your sweet desire ♪
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-I think we're meant to.
-Do we have to though?
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Yeah.
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♪ You took me
Oh ♪
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♪ Higher and higher ♪
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[sneezes]
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♪ It's a livin' thing ♪
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♪ It's a terrible thing to lose ♪
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[chuckling]
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♪ What a terrible thing to lose ♪
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[music ends]
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Do you think April needs saving?
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I talked to that man in the foyer
and he was very, very boring.
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Yeah, probably.
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[Steve] When I die, I don't want
any of this truth bullshit.
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I only want superlatives.
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"He was a risk-taker,"
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"Always the coolest guy in the room,"
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"He was generous to a fault."
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You will need to say that one probably
'cause no one will actually think that.
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You aren't gonna die
and you're my best friend ever.
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And if there was a flood,
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I would husk out my own mother's body
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and use it as a canoe
to get you to safety.
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I appreciate that.
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[all] To Mike!
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[♪ "Alright" playing]
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-To Mike.
-[patrons] To Mike!
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-[friend] To Mike.
-[patrons cheer]
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♪ We are young
We run green ♪
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♪ Keep our teeth nice and clean ♪
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♪ See our friends
See the sights ♪
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♪ Feel all right ♪
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Three, two, one, go!
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[grunting]
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[crowd cheering]
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We are the Olympic
triple jump champions. [grunts]
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[neighbour] Keep the noise down will ya.
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Sorry. Our friend died. Sorry.
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[shushes]
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-[dog barks]
-Don't wake Daniel.
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You two, stay down here.
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-I'll get it and come down.
-Okay.
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[groans]
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[Alice chuckles]
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-[Daniel] What are you doing, Alice?
-Ow! [groans]
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♪ Move your body ♪
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♪ Move your body to the rhythm of love ♪
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♪ Move your body ♪
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♪ Move your body to the rhythm of love ♪
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[on headphones]
♪ Move your body ♪
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♪ Move your body to the rhythm of love ♪
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♪ Move your body ♪
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[yells]
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[sighs]
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Hey.
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-Hi.
-Thought you were a ghost.
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Did you think being in a crouch position
would help you with that?
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Uh, yeah. I do find that it
sometimes helps. [exhales sharply]
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Very useful against ghosts. I didn't…
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I didn't know you were living here again.
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I'm not. I just broke up with Janis.
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Oh. Who's Janis?
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He is my ex.
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I'm doing my masters with him.
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I'm sorry.
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It's fine. He had the mean gene.
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-Oh. Well, fuck him then.
-[chuckles]
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Aw. When did you get a dog?
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-Hey.
-It's Nancy's dog.
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So cute. How is Nancy?
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Uh…
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She's, um, thriving I would say
since we divorced four years ago.
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Still walking her dog?
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Yeah. Well, I miss the dog
more than I miss Nancy.
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Sorry. Mum didn't say you got divorced.
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So, you with anyone now?
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Nope. No.
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Why is that?
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I like to think it's because women are
intimidated by my boyish good looks
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but, um, it's probably more to do
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with the fact
that I find it hard to commit emotionally.
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And, um,
I also use humour as a shield. Uh-oh.
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And, uh,
apparently I can be quite selfish,
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and that comes from two different people,
so that's something I'm working on.
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-A lot of reasons. Many reasons.
-Yeah.
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Are you sure you wanna do that?
Last time you got very anxious.
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I'll be fine. It won't be a big one.
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-[scoffs]
-Steve is… is, like, really upset.
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I just feel like
I should be there for him.
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Mmm. You're such a good friend.
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I know, right?
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And you're the best husband.
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[whispers] Maybe if we wake up early,
we can have sex in the morning.
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Sounds good.
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[chuckling]
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-Love you.
-Love you.
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Oh, Al, could you close the door please?
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What are you doing up?
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Getting a glass of water. You woke me up.
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Oh, look at you in your pyjamas
and your sweet hair.
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-[groans] Mum.
-[grunts]
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Go back to bed, you got school tomorrow.
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Love you.
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If you only want one marshmallow and you…
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Found it.
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Found what?
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What are you doing here? What's happened?
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Uh, Janis and I broke up.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I feel absolutely no urges
to rip his head off and shit in his neck.
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Oh. Great. [chuckles]
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I've decided he has
Borderline Personality Disorder.
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-Sounds right.
-So, would it be okay
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if I move back in
just for a couple of weeks?
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Of course! Yay!
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I mean, not, you know, yay,
but… [stammers] …yay.
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-Thanks.
-[sighs]
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So, um, we were just about
to go back to this thing, um, for Mike.
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A bunch of us are, um…
you know, telling stories about him and…
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but we totally, you know,
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we don't have to go out if you'd like me
to stay and keep you company.
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Yeah, I'd love you to stay.
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I'm joking. I'm 26, I'll be fine.
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Okay. If you're sure?
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Yes, I'm sure. Yeah.
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Have fun. [chuckles]
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[♪ club music playing]
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[sniffs]
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[exhales sharply] How old is this coke?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I think you had the same bag in 2005.
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-I'm… I'm gonna wait.
-For what?
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Oh, my God.
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Are you waiting to see
if I die from the off coke?
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-Yeah.
-[straining]
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[groans]
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I'll miss you.
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[sniffs]
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Our friend died! He was in his 50s!
Do you think that's old?
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-We used to go out with each other!
-Long time ago.
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We've known each other for over 30 years!
We met at the Haçienda!
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She was on the podium.
Giving it this. Like this.
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-[laughs]
-Giving it like this.
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These people you're standing with might be
your best friends till you're 50!
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How old do you think we are?
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I don't know, like 60?
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Fuck you!
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-Sixty? We don't look 60!
-We don't look 60!
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They have no idea how cool we are.
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I… I'm a clothes designer!
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He invented the Nicole Richie bob.
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He's Steve Wild.
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-The Steve Wild!
-You know the Wild volumiser.
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You think you're gonna be cool
when you're older!
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Most of you won't be!
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Won't be. Won't be. Might be. Won't be.
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-Won't be.
-Won't be.
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Might be. Won't be. Will be.
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Are there any good jobs
where people stand the whole time?
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-Conductor. Conductor's stand.
-Yes.
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-Yes.
-Portraitures.
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Yes. Maybe I'll cut
people's hair on a stool.
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-No one's ever gonna remember my unicorn.
-"Not a manly job, Son."
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Your dad is an arsehole!
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[sighs]
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I wish I was in love.
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I wish I was in love and…
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and had a baby.
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Just have a… You can have a baby.
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Men can have babies till they're 90.
Just have a baby.
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With who?
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There are billions of people
out there, Steve.
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It's impossible
that you won't meet one you like.
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Anybody would be lucky to have you.
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Women our age can't have babies.
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So there you go, no baby for Steve.
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-So get a younger one.
-I don't want a young…
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Ew, a younger one?
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Why not? Younger women are
just older women but younger.
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Oh, no… [chuckles] …no, no don't, Alice.
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No, don't. I'm not in the mood.
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-No, I am.
-I'm not.
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I'm-I'm gonna find you someone to love.
You deserve to be loved.
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No. I'm not even sure that I do.
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No, Alice. Don't, please, don't.
Alice, don't.
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[sighs]
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-[Alice] Sorry to bother you.
-Hi.
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-Do you have a boyfriend?
-Um, no, but I'm straight.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, me too.
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Um, my friend over there,
uh, he's quite shy,
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but he's the best person in the world
and he's famous,
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cuts like everybody's hair.
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He's done, um, Emily Blunt, Billie Eilish.
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Uh, he invented the shaggy bob,
you know, the Nicole Richie one.
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Uh, and he's also the sweetest,
kindest man, like, ever.
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-Mmm.
-And he's got money
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and I wondered if you want to talk to him?
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Um…
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[chuckles]
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-Okay.
-Really?
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-Yeah.
-Okay!
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Yes! Yes!
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She wants to talk to you.
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No, I don't want to.
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-No, she's too young, I can't.
-Why?
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I'm a 50-year-old man
and that's when I'm rounding down.
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No young woman wants a 50-year-old man
creeping up to her.
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They treat us like we're orcs.
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You are… You are not an orc.
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I want you to go over there
and woo the shit out of her.
223
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That's not a nice phrase.
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And kiss her
and stay up all night with her.
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She'd be lucky to have you. Go on.
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[sighs]
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-[dog whimpers]
-Come on.
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Wait, wait, wait. Don't take Crosby.
Men with little dogs look gay.
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Oh.
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-Got him. Yep.
-Look after Crosby.
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Hi. I'm Steve from over there.
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Hi. Camila.
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00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,208
Camila, hi.
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00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:10,833
So, you cut hair?
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00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,791
Uh, well, I'm a… I'm a hairstylist.
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00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,583
-I st… I style hair. I-I-I don't cut hair.
-Oh.
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I style hair with scissors.
Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing.
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I don't know why I'm doing a voice.
It's not my voice. This is my voice.
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-You have a nice voice.
-Yeah.
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-Oh, thank you. You too.
-Thank you.
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♪ Don't call me up ♪
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♪ I'm going out tonight
Feeling good now you're outta my life ♪
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[clicks tongue]
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♪ Gotta leave it behind ♪
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♪ One drink
And you're out of my mind ♪
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♪ Take it up ♪
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♪ Baby, I'm on a high
And you're alone, going out of your mind ♪
248
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,708
♪ But I'm here up in the club ♪
249
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,000
♪ And I don't wanna talk ♪
250
00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,500
♪ So don't call me up ♪
251
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,750
Hello.
252
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,666
How may I help you?
253
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,083
Are you Izzy's mum?
254
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,208
♪ Don't call me up ♪
255
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:02,208
Yes. Ye… Yes. I am indeed.
256
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:05,125
I'm Mawaan.
I-I went to sixth form with her.
257
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,208
You were always so hilarious, Mrs Asher.
258
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,708
[chuckles] Thanks.
259
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,833
Aw. That's… That's so sweet.
260
00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:15,916
It's lovely to see you again, Mawaan.
261
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,375
Great to see you too.
262
00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,833
♪ But it was a game that left scars ♪
263
00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:23,083
♪ Ooh
I'm over you ♪
264
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,458
[mutters]
265
00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:25,541
No.
266
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,375
Uh, do you know Willie Nelson?
267
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,416
-I've been learning Willie Nelson.
-No.
268
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:33,500
♪ Blue skies ♪
269
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:34,708
-You know?
-No.
270
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,833
[humming]
271
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,875
♪ But I'm here in the club ♪
272
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:42,666
♪ And I don't wanna talk ♪
273
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,375
-[exhales sharply]
-What happened?
274
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,833
We had nothing in common.
275
00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:49,458
Oh, how-how-how could you not know
who the Bee Gees are? The Bee Gees.
276
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:52,625
Where's Crosby?
277
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:56,833
Crosby?
278
00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,125
-Oh, God, Crosby. No. Come on.
-[Alice] Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, shit!
279
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:04,291
Wake up, little buddy. Wake up, boy.
What's happened? What's he eaten?
280
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,250
[patrons clamouring]
281
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,291
Fucking hell, Alice.
You did the course. Do mouth-to-mouth.
282
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,583
[Alice groans]
283
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,333
-Come on, do it! Mouth-to-mouth!
-I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
284
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:18,250
Okay. Uh, tell me exactly
what Crosby ingested.
285
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,375
Pills, uh, for my heart.
I h… I have a heart condition.
286
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,083
And what pills?
287
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,291
[stammers]
288
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:31,458
Can you tell me specifically?
289
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,541
[Alice] Hmm…
290
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,833
If I give Crosby the wrong medication,
it could kill him.
291
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,291
-He ate cocaine.
-By accident.
292
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,583
It may have been off.
293
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,458
Bogna's a really pretty name.
294
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:48,833
What if they arrest us?
295
00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:54,166
We could say it wasn't our coke.
[stammers] It was just on the floor.
296
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:57,541
I would rather go to jail than Crosby die.
297
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:06,875
Dogs can't eat chocolate, onion,
grapes or class A drugs.
298
00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,750
You need to be more careful in future.
299
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,875
I've given him some diazepam
and there are a few extras here
300
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:14,166
to give him if he gets
distressed in the night.
301
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,250
Thank you.
302
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,708
I'm-I'm so, so sorry.
303
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:22,250
It's okay. It's fine,
you can't have known that would happen.
304
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,208
Is one of Crosby's eyes
bigger than the other?
305
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:30,500
[chuckling]
306
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,791
Don't laugh, it's not funny.
307
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,458
I know. I know.
308
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,916
-Have a look.
-[inhales sharply]
309
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,041
No, it's the sa… It's the same.
310
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,708
I'm so sorry.
311
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,541
[Crosby whimpers]
312
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,166
It's okay, boy. It's okay.
313
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,625
Maybe we should both have
one of Crosby's diazepams.
314
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,458
I'm… Oh, I'm joking.
315
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,541
Give them to me.
316
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,083
-[Alice] You need anything else?
-No.
317
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:03,208
Okay well, I'll be up for ages,
so if you need anything,
318
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:06,208
anything at all,
even if Crosby's just upset,
319
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,791
you… you just come and get me.
320
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:08,916
Okay.
321
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,083
-[Steve clears throat]
-Okay?
322
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,500
I'm right here if you need me.
323
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,916
[snoring]
324
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,666
-[Steve] Hello. Oh…
-[gasps] Fuck!
325
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,291
-[Steve] …sorry.
-[Izzy] You scared…
326
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,750
I didn't see you. Sorry…
327
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,666
-Sorry. Steve here, obviously. Uh…
-Yeah.
328
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:40,250
Yeah, your mum said I could stay.
It's been a bit… bit of a big night.
329
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,208
Why are you under the duvet like that?
330
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,666
Uh… Yeah, fair question.
331
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:49,583
Um, I noticed very briefly that, uh,
332
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,958
you're not wearing trousers, so I, uh…
333
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,166
-Oh.
-So I thought this would be less awkward,
334
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,875
-but it… but it feels…
-Yeah.
335
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:56,958
Yeah, maybe it isn't.
336
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,125
Okay, well, it's all right.
Don't worry about it.
337
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,083
I was just getting another drink.
Do you want one?
338
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,083
Yes, please.
339
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:15,500
So, how bad was your day from one to ten?
340
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,750
[groans]
341
00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:19,416
Uh, it was a strong eight.
342
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,541
-Oof.
-What about yours?
343
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:21,916
Uh, yeah.
344
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:25,416
Yeah, eight seems about right.
[exhales deeply]
345
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:30,708
Thank you.
346
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,833
[sighs deeply]
347
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,625
So, why did Nancy break up with you?
348
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:52,416
Oh, God.
Um, okay, well, yeah, let's discuss this.
349
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,500
[chuckles]
350
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:57,083
Apparently, um, I didn't do anything,
351
00:16:57,166 --> 00:17:01,625
as in I only reacted
and also I was a lazy fucker.
352
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:04,708
-[chuckles]
-According to her, her words, not mine.
353
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,833
Now, what… [chuckles] …what about you?
354
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:12,125
Um, he said that I was too emotional…
355
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,916
-Mm-hmm.
-…and that…
356
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,791
that I said "sorry"
and "I love you" too much.
357
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:17,916
What a shit you are.
358
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,125
[chuckles] I know.
359
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:20,208
How could you do that to him?
360
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:25,166
Yeah. And the sad thing is,
I didn't even really mean it.
361
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,166
-Mm-hmm.
-Like, I was just pretending to be nice
362
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:31,166
and hiding all my dark shit.
363
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:35,083
Clever move.
I do that too. Definitely wanna hide that.
364
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,833
[chuckles]
365
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,791
What was the final thing
that pushed him over?
366
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:44,625
[inhales sharply]
I think I was talking about my wedding?
367
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,875
Oh. Were you… Were you guys engaged?
368
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,958
No. No, um,
I didn't even imagine him being there.
369
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:54,000
It was mostly just thinking about
the dress and the hair.
370
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,625
Who were you marrying?
371
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,500
No, really I was just thinking about
the dress and the hair.
372
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:02,750
[chuckles] Well if…
if you ever need a stylist.
373
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,041
-Free, totally free.
-[chuckles]
374
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,625
I can't believe you're single.
375
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,750
-[scoffs]
-[chuckles]
376
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,125
If you'd seen me earlier tonight,
377
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:20,541
you would absolutely believe
I'm single and will always be single.
378
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:26,333
I just… I hadn't noticed it before,
but you are weirdly hot.
379
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,166
Thank you.
380
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,250
Yeah.
381
00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:36,250
Not sure about the use of
the word "weirdly" though.
382
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,625
-We… Weirdly.
-Yeah.
383
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,791
M-Maybe you have a weird smell?
384
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,625
-Probably.
-Apparently it's all about smells.
385
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,083
[Steve] Mmm.
386
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,666
-[sniffs]
-[chuckles]
387
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,458
-You smell really nice.
-Thank you, thank you.
388
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,708
[clears throat]
That's nice. [clears throat]
389
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,541
[inhales sharply]
390
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,291
Do I smell nice?
391
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:18,500
[sniffs] Mmm.
392
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:46,583
He never usually leaves this early.
393
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,083
I can't bear it if he's angry with me.
394
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,875
What? Why… Why would he be angry with you?
395
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,250
[Alice sighs]
396
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:03,958
I left my bag on the floor
and Crosby ate something out of it.
397
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,708
Oh. [inhales sharply]
398
00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:07,166
No, I don't think so.
399
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,416
I saw Crosby last night,
seemed completely fine.
400
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,833
And uh, Steve's probably
just a bit rattled, about Mike,
401
00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,291
and the funeral and stuff.
402
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,708
[inhales sharply] You're right.
Of course you're right.
403
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:21,708
[gasps] Ooh.
404
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:24,000
No. [shouts]
405
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:27,500
-I love that you're home. [snorting]
-[chuckling]
406
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,833
Is it… Is it selfish that I'm so happy
that you're back?
407
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,416
-Yes!
-Yeah, you're right.
408
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,333
-Of course it is. Sorry.
-It's horrible.
409
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,041
Am I allowed to go and kill Janis now?
410
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,125
No.
411
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,458
You do know I'd kill for you, don't you?
412
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:45,333
-I'd happily smoosh his smug little face.
-[chuckles]
413
00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:47,208
[doorbell rings]
414
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,625
Ooh, maybe that's Steve!
415
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,666
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
416
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,000
Oh. Hi.
417
00:20:57,916 --> 00:20:59,625
I'm Rome.
418
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,208
-Hey.
-[Rome] Hi.
419
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:06,750
Oh! You're Dom's friend. Come in. Come in.
420
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,333
Um, my mum gets overly excited.
421
00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:11,291
So I'd stick to yes or no answers
if I were you.
422
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,166
And if she starts dancing then look away.
423
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:24,916
Rome, would you be angry with me
if I'd almost killed your dog?
424
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:28,791
Yes.
425
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,750
I'm gonna call Steve.
426
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,333
[♪ "Do You Trust Me?" playing]
427
00:21:37,916 --> 00:21:39,250
[phone buzzing]
428
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:44,750
[sighs]
429
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,125
[Steve] Hey, this is Steve Wild,
please leave a message.
430
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,458
-[tone beeps]
-[Alice] Okay, call me.
431
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:51,375
I'm-I'm worried that you were tired
432
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:54,000
and you pulled a towel too hard
from your linen closet
433
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,583
and you've been crushed underneath it.
434
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:57,000
Please don't hate me.
435
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,125
-Love you! Okay, bye!
-[line rings]
436
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,416
[Steve] Hey, this is Steve Wild,
please leave a message.
437
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,791
-[tone beeps]
-[Alice] Okay, it's been over two days.
438
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:07,333
And now I'm worried that you're dead.
Can you just text me to say you're alive?
439
00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:13,000
[inhales sharply] Love you.
I love you. Goodbye.
440
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,000
[phone beeps]
441
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:21,458
[singer 1] ♪ Yes, I love you ♪
442
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,333
[singer 2] ♪ And you trust me? ♪
443
00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:25,291
[phone rings]
444
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:28,208
[singer 1] ♪ I'm not sure ♪
445
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:30,750
[phone beeps]
446
00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:36,458
{\an8}♪ Oh, you don't know me ♪
447
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:38,458
[singer 2] ♪ You can trust me ♪
448
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:39,916
[doorbell buzzes]
449
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,416
[singer 1] ♪ I don't know ♪
450
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:44,958
[music ends]
451
00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:46,208
[exhales deeply]
452
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:49,875
Oh.
453
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:52,541
Why are you not answering your phone?
454
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,875
I-I know I shouldn't have come here,
455
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:59,833
but I'm-I'm finding it surprisingly hard
to stop thinking about you.
456
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:02,541
I'm sorry, I-I should never have…
457
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,416
Oh, don't apologise.
458
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:08,166
I mean, that was…
that was excellent sex. Was it not?
459
00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:11,333
Did… Did you like it?
460
00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:13,541
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
461
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:14,625
Very much.
462
00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:15,708
Okay.
463
00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:18,875
Very much, but as good as it was, uh,
464
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:21,708
-we-we can… we can never do it again.
-No, yeah.
465
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:25,750
You're probably right. You're right.
466
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,833
Yeah.
467
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:29,541
Good. Good.
468
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:30,625
[softly] Yeah.
469
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:32,791
[Steve] Mmm.
470
00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:35,208
It was really good though…
471
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:37,375
-Oh, my God. It was so good.
-Wasn't it? So good.
472
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:41,083
Some of those things
I had never, ever tried before. [stammers]
473
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,125
-But we can't do that to my mum…
-No. No, no, no.
474
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,333
-I'm not saying we keep doing it…
-We can't do…
475
00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:47,000
-…I was just replaying it in my head…
-Yeah.
476
00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:48,583
-…a little bit…
-Because of Mum, right.
477
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:51,250
But we can't do it
because your mum's my best friend.
478
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,375
So we never tell her.
479
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:57,166
Oh, no. No, no.
No, I don't… Definitely not.
480
00:23:57,250 --> 00:24:00,250
-Mm-hmm.
-Yes. Def… I mean, yes, no, we can't.
481
00:24:00,791 --> 00:24:02,000
We definitely can't tell her.
482
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,041
Just out of interest,
483
00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:07,125
if I wasn't her daughter,
would you have asked me out?
484
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:13,666
Yeah.
485
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:20,875
[inhales sharply] Okay. [sighs] Okay.
Where… Where would you have taken me?
486
00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:22,541
To eat food.
487
00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:25,541
-I love eating food.
-Do you?
488
00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:26,833
We have so much in common.
489
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:29,708
That's one of the things you would've
experienced, but unfortunately you can't.
490
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:31,666
-So…
-Well, what's your favourite food?
491
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:33,833
Italian. Spaghetti vongole.
492
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:36,125
-I love spaghetti vongole.
-Really?
493
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,750
Yes. Favourite song?
494
00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:41,041
You won't even know the song,
you're too young.
495
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,208
But it always makes me cry.
496
00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:45,708
"Blue Skies", Willie Nelson.
497
00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:49,541
♪ Blue skies, shining at me ♪
498
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:55,833
♪ Nothing but blue skies do I see ♪
499
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,541
[inhales sharply] Tell me something
I won't like about you. Quick!
500
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,041
-I hate swimming.
-I hate swimming too.
501
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,875
-So that's no good.
-I don't like football.
502
00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:09,375
I loathe it. I hate the cold.
503
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,625
I don't like the cold either.
Who likes the cold? It's too cold.
504
00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,708
Well, I don't particularly like
being too hot either.
505
00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:15,750
Ah, well, I like the heat.
506
00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:19,333
-So we're not compatible.
-Yeah, no.
507
00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:22,250
That's good, that's good.
508
00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,791
[doorbell buzzes]
509
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,791
The… Someone's at the door.
510
00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:33,416
[doorbell buzzes]
511
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,625
Are you sure?
512
00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:36,833
Yes.
513
00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:42,625
You should go open the door.
You should open it. Go.
514
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,375
-Go. [chuckles]
-I'm going.
515
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,791
I'm very cross with you.
516
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:59,708
Now let me in.
Because I come bearing gifts.
517
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,208
Um… Why don't we go for a walk?
518
00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:06,291
-Leave these here…
-What?
519
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,250
-And we'll go for a nice walk.
-What do you mean? Walk?
520
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,541
No, no walk.
521
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:10,958
-Come on, fire up the telly…
-Alice…
522
00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,916
I've got clothes for Crosby,
wait till you see them.
523
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,541
I've got treats for you both.
524
00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:18,125
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
525
00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:21,875
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, look.
526
00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:22,958
Aw…
527
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,708
What are you doing here?
528
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:30,541
[gasps] Are you trying to fix our fight?
529
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:34,500
[sighs] Oh, darling, oh, that's so sweet.
530
00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:37,375
But we're fine. Aren't we? We're fine.
531
00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:40,166
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
532
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,458
I slept with Steve.
533
00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:47,916
Sorry?
534
00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:49,666
We, um…
535
00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:53,583
We slept together the night
that Steve stayed over at ours.
536
00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:56,500
But it's not what you think.
537
00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,375
I like him.
I actually really, really like him.
538
00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:02,708
And I think he might like me.
539
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:07,375
And I know this must hurt, Mum.
I see that.
540
00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:11,000
But I want to keep seeing him.
541
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:16,666
-[chuckles]
-[sighs]
542
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:20,500
Oh, that's really funny. [chuckles] Um…
543
00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:25,958
[♪ tense music playing]
544
00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:32,750
[♪ "Silver and Sunshine" playing]
545
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:39,500
♪ Silver and sunshine
That's what our love is made of ♪
546
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:45,250
♪ So precious and bright
How wonderful is our love ♪
547
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:52,916
♪ Cherries and roses
That's what our hearts believe in ♪
548
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:59,500
♪ So sweet and so white
How wonderful is our love ♪
549
00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:06,375
♪ In these dark and angry times
When all the laws fall through ♪